Best Cool Status For Whatsapp and Facebook


  1. Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

  2. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

  3. Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

  4. I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart...

  5. Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

  6. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However I am a superhero for my GF.!

  7. I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.

  8. There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

  9. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

  10. ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever...Live as if tomorrow is the last one…

  11. Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind... ME-Never Mind!.

  12. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

  13. WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

  14. In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are…

  15. I have no time to hate people, who hate me... because, I’m always busy loving people, who love me...

  16. People say me bad... but trust me I am the worst!

  17. I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...

  18. A good thing is listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

  19. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

  20. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs

  21. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

  22. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

  23. Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

  24. I am Waiting for GF Message!

  25. There comes a point in life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...

  26. I’m the dude with a cool attitude

Cool status in English



  1. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

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  3. How is a poor man a lot as a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

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  5. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

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  7. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

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  9. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

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  11. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

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  13. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

cool status for WhatsApp



  1. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
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  3. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
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  5. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
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  7. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
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  9. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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  11. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
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  13. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
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  15. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
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  17. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
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  19. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
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  21. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

 cool status for girls



  1. You can never buy Love….But still, you have to pay for it.

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  3. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!?

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  5. “Success” all depends on the second letter.

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  7. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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  9. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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  11. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

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  13. Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

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  15. After Tuesday, even the calendar says “W T F”.

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  17. 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.



  1. SARCASM: Just one of the many services I offer.

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  3. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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  6. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

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  8. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

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  10. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

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  12. Of course, I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

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  14. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

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  16. Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.

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  18. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.

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  20. Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

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  22. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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  24. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

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  26. A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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  28. Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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  30. “I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”

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  32. I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

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  34. The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.

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  36. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

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  38. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

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  40. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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  42. Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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  44. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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  46. I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.

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  48. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.

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  50. If you resolve to give up drinking, You don’t actually live longer, It just seems longer.

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  52. There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

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  54. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

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  56. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

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  58. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

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  60. I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.

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  62. If I agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.

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  64. Trust in God, But lock your car.

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  66. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

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  68. Soi heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

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  70. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

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  72.  It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.

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  74.  Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.

  75.  Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…

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  77.  I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

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  79.  I got less but I got best!

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  81. It’s all about your mood if you are in a sad or broken mood than you need to check out Whatsapp status sad type of collection, which I have added below mentioned…

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  83.  Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.

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  85.  The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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  87.  Adjustment with the right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

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  89.  If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.

  90. Silence is the most powerful scream.

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  92.  Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

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  94.  I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’

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  96.  Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.

  97. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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  99.  When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.

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  102.  My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

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  104.  I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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  106.  Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.

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  108.  It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

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  110.  You’re like a sharpie – super fine.

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  112.  I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.

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  114.  I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.

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  116.  Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.

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  118.  Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

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  120.  I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

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  122.  At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

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  124.  I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”

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  126.  Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.

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  128. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

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  130.  Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

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  132. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breath away.


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